Today i discovered that I can’t get a new driver’s license without an updated social security card that I never got after I got married. So i trek over to the social security office the day after my license has expired and find out i can’t get a new social security card with an expired license and a wedding certificate that is from more than 2 years ago. I’m instructed to get medical records to prove who I am…because clearly yesterday with a valid ID I could prove I was me, but today I can’t. The best part is, I walk into the doctor’s office and sign for the release of my medical records and NO ONE asks to see my ID. Awesome!