I went out for my three mile run this morning and apparently yesterday was a good day for chalk drawings. I wish I had taken my phone with me as these are probably much funnier with an image, but I did not and didn’t want to go back out and be the creepy woman hopping out of her car to photograph people’s driveways.
Mile 1: A giant must live here. The hopscotch squares were so huge an entire kindergarten class could stand in one.
Mile 1 1/2: I ran across a picture of a house and an outline of a person twice as big as the house. Either this child needs a lesson in proportions or there’s a hell of a future for him in the crime scene, chalk outlines department.
Mile 2 (This one made me stop and walk as I can’t run and laugh): I’m sure this child’s parents were quite impressed with what I’m guessing was a drawing of a mushroom. But to the demented, non-breeder, all I saw was a penis and ball sac.
And for the record, Busta Rymes will really make you haul some ass as you head into the final stretch.