high school reboot – a reunion in the making

The invite reads –

Join us for a casual night of laughter, dancing, heavy hors d’oeuvers, drinks, photo booth, DOOR PRIZES, & more.

The person I am now thinks its interesting they lead with laughter.  They can’t guarantee there will be laughter.  We hope there is, but we don’t know that for sure.

She wants to know what heavy hors d’oeuvers are…and would prefer heavy drinks instead.

She wonders why ‘door prizes’ is in all caps.

She sees they have used an oxford comma…oxford commas drive her insane.

She is dying to know what the ‘more’ is.  She secretly hopes ‘more’ will involve someone taking their pants off or maybe even someone getting arrested.

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